North Korea Unveiled Their First Official Fighter Jet


The dear respected Comrade Kim Jong Un, Chairman of the Workers’ Party of Korea, Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army, has unveiled the first North Korean fighter jet (Extreme Fighter Jet 2000) during war demonstrations to help propel the rogue nation to the front of the local international battle stage.

‘It goes vroom,’ said 7 year old Captain Greg Hopkins. ‘It flies high in the wind.’

Believed to based on Hasbro’s Extreme Kite 2000, the new jet will likely only be a threat in regional parks or for the pilot that controls the string attached to the North Korean Extreme Fighter Jet 2000.

‘This shows he is very serious,’ said Queen Elizabeth. ‘We must stop him.’

Reports show the plane can reach heights of 40 feet. It appears that the tree line near the borders are the best defense system against these jets.


[Source Yahoo NewsGuam shrugs off North Korea threat – taking it in stride. A pupil flies his kite on the fields of Asan Memorial Park on the island of Guam, a U.S. Pacific Territory, August 11, 2017. (Erik De Castro/Reuters)