Archeologist discovered the remains of a miniature giant in a local Ohio park.
“This is believed to be the first of its kind,” said amateur archeologist, Henry Jones. “Often written about in native folklore, we finally have proof to backup those ancient claims.”
The miniature giant is roughly 175.260 centimeters long (5’9 inches). Experts believe this giant was a male do to an outie in the pelvis region of the body that rest between two marble like tissues.
“We have given him the nickname, ‘Mumford,'” chuckled Jones. “He is basically a mummy, we placed him in my Ford truck. I love hilarious word plays, so Mum’ford seemed right.”
The recent find is one of the most important discoveries in American history. They estimate the giant was buried over eight years ago.
“This means miniature giants may still be alive,” explained Jones. “This means they are most likely not extinct.”
The burial site was found by a few children who noticed red shoes sticking out of a shallow grave. Experts are baffled on why a giant would wear clothing like regular humans and have an ancient device similar to modern cellphones left in his pocket.
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